Cynical Affirmations: Mantras for the Modern Hellscape Affirmation Deck with Stand Heart White Rot Chocolate is what

White Rot Chocolate is what happens when hot chocolate crawls out of the crypt wearing a ghostly grin and dares you to take a sip

floppy brim offers generous shade and soft movement

this pin features dual butterfly clasps that secure it firmly to your shirt

This striking pin features a glossy black coffin with a cheeky silver banner reading "Let’s Hide

and nocturnal romantics

Cynical Affirmations: Mantras for the Modern Hellscape Affirmation Deck with Stand Heart White Rot Chocolate is whatNot all affirmation decks are created equal, and most of them were never created for people like us. Cynical Affirmations was designed for anyone who greets each new day in the modern hellscape with a weary sigh, a dark sense of humor, and a firm belief that good vibes only is just a polite form of denial. Inside this deck you will find 52 mantras for the mildly unhinged, each one a darkly funny reminder that the world may be collapsing, but at least